Allardyce Fan 1 3:37 Fri May 15
Might be single again soon
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Alright lads and lasses.
Looks like I may be back on the market soon.
Got a stag do coming up, been in the pipeline for a while, one of the garys from work. Anyway, turns out the doris indoors has agreed to babysit her sister's kid that weekend and thinks I should cancel my trip.
Lol. She can fuck right off. I'm refreshing mumsnet looking for her thread on there too lmao.
*loads up tinder*
Should I put up my photo with the West HAM home or away kit selfie?
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After8
4:46 Fri May 15
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Poor show Morley, you can do better.
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Joke Whole
4:44 Fri May 15
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Ah! This is what we experts call "All part of growing up and being BRITISH."
I KNOW I HAVE!!
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goose
4:29 Fri May 15
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FORM A LINE LADIES!! ONE AT A TIME!!
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White Pony
4:25 Fri May 15
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Don't get all upset LADS, this is just another comedy character.
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Troy McClure
4:17 Fri May 15
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Selfie?
Jesus wept.
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yogib
4:13 Fri May 15
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The upper hand would be you binning her off - IF you're man enough....coming on here and sprouting off, pretending to be a man just makes you look like an amoeba -or living in a fantasy world looking for attention - whatever you are a prize non-entity.
You make a side salad look interesting!!!
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icwhs
4:12 Fri May 15
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young woody 3:38 Fri May 15
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Parrots and budgie's
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Lily Hammer
4:06 Fri May 15
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I don't get the connection between her looking after this kid and you going on a stag do. Why does she think you should cancel?
If she insists on dishing out that kind of logic, get the fuck out while you can, presuming you don't already have kids of your own.
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On The Ball
3:47 Fri May 15
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Careful with the home shirt. Horizontal stripes can make you look FAT.
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Allardyce Fan 1
3:42 Fri May 15
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Mostly the lasses lol mate.
Woody, you good on jars and chirpsing?
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Eggbert Nobacon
3:41 Fri May 15
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you want LADS and lasses to know youu're back on the market?
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Allardyce Fan 1
3:39 Fri May 15
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Waiting for her to break it off with me.
All about having the upper hand innit
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young woody
3:38 Fri May 15
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Need a bird?
I am you man how can I help
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Literal Paul
3:38 Fri May 15
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you about to break up with your girlfriend then?
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